I was visiting Skittles today and found out that on Tuesday’s they play a game called Head’s or Tails. I don’t know if I will play every week, but I felt like it tonight (at least until Heroes comes on, then I am so outta here folks and will finish in the morning).
“Ten Things You Won’t Hear Me Say.”
- Yes, Ladybug, you should put that pea up your nose.
- Hey Lloyd, no one has stolen the blacklight bulb off my porch yet.
- I make more money than I really need.
- Yes, Bear, we can go clothes shopping.
- That rent check is totally good (but I think it every month).
- I know my blood sugar can go higher than 347, I am just not trying hard enough.
- No, I don’t want to watch Heroes.
- I don’t care if my toilet ever works again.
- I never want to go on vacation again.
- I think my next second job should be as an exotic dancer.