BUI (blogging under the influence)

Our heroin heroine is reclining in her chair trying valiantly to keep her eyes open when she overhears the following conversation:

Mr. Trapezoid (winking at the girl next door): “Hey Nancy-neck, I’ve got a par-tay going on over here…a celebration to last throughout the years. You wanna par-tay?

Nancy-neck (playing coy): “I don’t know, Trappy, you got anything fun going on?”

Trappy, “Oh, girl I totally got it goin’ on….we are SPASMING over here.”

Nancy-neck nearly swoons, “You got enough spasm for me?”

Trappy, “Yo-yo Nan, we could spasm together. You get my drift? We can make it so she can’t turn her head to the left!”

As Trappy and Nancy-neck are getting their spasm on, they don’t notice the officer approaching. Lt. Flexeril, tosses Nancy-neck aside and quickly subdues and handcuffs Trappy. He looks deep into Trappy’s eyes. “Dude,” growls Lt. Flexeril “no one spasms on my street.”

The End

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8 Comments

  1. macdougal

    what the hell are you talking about! now my head hurts, you better share your drugs so I can enjoy your nonsense story as much as you do!

  2. I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard! Kayla asked me if I was okay…

    …there may have been tears in my eyes…

    Dude. I so want whatever you are on. LOL!

  3. I found his on the Flexeril website. I thought it may be of importance to you.

    “Stop using Flexeril and call your doctor at once if you have any of these serious side effects:

    -unusual thoughts or behavior, hallucinations (seeing things)”

    I think that constitutes hearing conversations between your muscles. But you know, I could always be wrong… LMAO

  4. I hope your neck gets better. Have you had someone roll a tennis ball over it? Sometimes that will ease the spasms.

  5. marmagoo

    Some of those muscle relaxers are gooood stuff. Hope you feel better soon.

    *Hugs*

  6. flexerill is an ass kicker!!!! 😉

    Feel better girl!!!!

  7. I hate it when there is a party going on in my body…and I’m not invited! I hope you’re feeling better soon.

    HUGS!

  8. My goodness!!! What did they give you for that trapezoid pain and where can I get some?????

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