BUI (blogging under the influence)

Our heroin heroine is reclining in her chair trying valiantly to keep her eyes open when she overhears the following conversation:

Mr. Trapezoid (winking at the girl next door): “Hey Nancy-neck, I’ve got a par-tay going on over here…a celebration to last throughout the years. You wanna par-tay?

Nancy-neck (playing coy): “I don’t know, Trappy, you got anything fun going on?”

Trappy, “Oh, girl I totally got it goin’ on….we are SPASMING over here.”

Nancy-neck nearly swoons, “You got enough spasm for me?”

Trappy, “Yo-yo Nan, we could spasm together. You get my drift? We can make it so she can’t turn her head to the left!”

As Trappy and Nancy-neck are getting their spasm on, they don’t notice the officer approaching. Lt. Flexeril, tosses Nancy-neck aside and quickly subdues and handcuffs Trappy. He looks deep into Trappy’s eyes. “Dude,” growls Lt. Flexeril “no one spasms on my street.”

The End


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  1. macdougal

    what the hell are you talking about! now my head hurts, you better share your drugs so I can enjoy your nonsense story as much as you do!

  2. I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard! Kayla asked me if I was okay…

    …there may have been tears in my eyes…

    Dude. I so want whatever you are on. LOL!

  3. I found his on the Flexeril website. I thought it may be of importance to you.

    “Stop using Flexeril and call your doctor at once if you have any of these serious side effects:

    -unusual thoughts or behavior, hallucinations (seeing things)”

    I think that constitutes hearing conversations between your muscles. But you know, I could always be wrong… LMAO

  4. I hope your neck gets better. Have you had someone roll a tennis ball over it? Sometimes that will ease the spasms.

  5. marmagoo

    Some of those muscle relaxers are gooood stuff. Hope you feel better soon.


  6. flexerill is an ass kicker!!!! 😉

    Feel better girl!!!!

  7. I hate it when there is a party going on in my body…and I’m not invited! I hope you’re feeling better soon.


  8. My goodness!!! What did they give you for that trapezoid pain and where can I get some?????

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