I am out of awards (seriously, I went back to April, people. April) So I had to research the internet for ideas to blog. Alas, I found The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator. Now I am not lazy, per se, just uninspired, sad, depressed, struggling and so on; but it’s a post so here ya go:

Strewth! I just climbed out from under my rock and realized I have not updated this since Hammertime was in the charts… You would not believe, but I’ve been abducted by aliens. Jealous much? Don’t be, it was very painful.

I am absolutely consumed with only your readership as a life preserver; but being distracted by the shiny and just generally being Snow White to society in general, my day is passing in a blur from when the light through yonder window breaks to when I run out of alcohol. I am convinced that I absolutely deserve this after all my hard work, as well you should know.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors I will write something that makes sense soon. You wanna test me? The Piccaninnies say I have to!