Please Quiet The Picaninnies, I Beg You

I am out of awards (seriously, I went back to April, people. April) So I had to research the internet for ideas to blog. Alas, I found The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator. Now I am not lazy, per se, just uninspired, sad, depressed, struggling and so on; but it’s a post so here ya go:

Strewth! I just climbed out from under my rock and realized I have not updated this since Hammertime was in the charts… You would not believe, but I’ve been abducted by aliens. Jealous much? Don’t be, it was very painful.

I am absolutely consumed with only your readership as a life preserver; but being distracted by the shiny and just generally being Snow White to society in general, my day is passing in a blur from when the light through yonder window breaks to when I run out of alcohol. I am convinced that I absolutely deserve this after all my hard work, as well you should know.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors I will write something that makes sense soon. You wanna test me? The Piccaninnies say I have to!

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10 Comments

  1. Now I am amazed that there is a sight out there like that. Makes me chuckle…
    Hang in there Vixen!

  2. That. is. awesome.

  3. That’s pretty funny!

  4. Haha – I found that pretty amusing! Now I’m way too tempted to go check out that site! šŸ˜‰

    Happy Friday!!! šŸ™‚

  5. LOL! That is too perfect … I may just refer people to your site today and say something like … “this is what I would have done if I hadn’t been so distracted by non-virtual life.” Thanks, Vixen – you’re the best! Do they have an award for that? šŸ™‚

  6. That was great!!
    If it makes you feel any better..the closer I get to the end of my pregnancy..the harder I find it to blog…I found that with my last one too….

  7. Happy Friday Vixen, and again, thanks always for the smiles and laughs your blog brings.

    I made a page for friend’s awards, you may want to check it out the little link love part,

    http://sandiegobackroads.today.com/friends-awards/

    thanks.

  8. That’s a good one. I like the being abducted by aliens excuse, I don’t think any of us could get away with that one. Don’t worry, it’ll come back, just keep on living, and let that be your inspiration.

  9. That’s pretty wordy for a lazy blog, lol.

    If you want, you can recycle old posts-but in a new dialect:
    http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

    Or, you can play with all the generators. That should make at least a year’s worth of blog posts:
    http://generatorblog.blogspot.com/2005_06_01_generatorblog_archive.html

    Been thinking about all of you, and praying. God Bless.

  10. Haha! This is pretty funny! I hadn’t heard of a blog post generator before and I clicked on the link and was in stitches at some of the choices.

    Being creative for blog entries is hard when you have a lot going on. And you have a lot going on. It’ll all come back, I promise!

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