The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one

Things are going really well at work. And I have brought home two paychecks already. Being out of work for so long has definitely brought my expenses down and taught me to live on less. Which means, happily, that I can now go shopping. For myself. That is something I haven’t done in years and years. So on Saturday I went shopping and got my nails done and got a pedicure. Pure heaven. Also a learning experience.

Things I Learned Shopping At A Place Called K*ohl’s:

  • I see why no one ever told me about this store. It is a dangerous place. I had never been inside and now? I may never come out.
  • I may have a previously undiagnosed shoe addiction. My flip flops had to move out!
  • That could be because the shoes from the ‘cheap’ store aren’t as comfortable or as cute.
  • I don’t have enough money to buy one of everything.
  • But I could very well have tried on one of everything.
  • Vera Wang has exactly my taste. And I should charge her rent for all the stuff she is now storing in my closet.
  • I never understood how someone could pay $38 for a bra. Now I know: if it is well made and fits well it doesn’t actually hurt to wear it. I am impressed.
  • I cleaned out my closet and noticed I am was wearing clothes I bought in Utah. And I haven’t lived there since 1998.
  • The Goodwill is going to love me. Or hate me.
  • I clearly need work on making difficult choices. Or a second job and a bigger closet.
  • The cashier said “I’d ask you if you found everything you needed today, but I can see you did just fine.”
  • This could be a problem.

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11 Comments

  1. I am so happy for you. I have not bought new things in a long time. I love the brow shoes.

  2. I am so glad you got to shop for yourself! I love shoes. My addiction is really bad. I like the prices of shoes at Kohls. Famous Footwear is good too.

  3. I am glad to see the new job is working out for you. And you deserve to get some new things. You have been through a lot.

  4. good shoes are important, your back can feel the pain otherwise. so good job! the clerk’s comment cracks me up.

  5. ps hahaha i love how the “last blog” selection picks “stabby and morose…”

  6. So happy to hear about your wonderful shopping trip! 🙂 I love it when I actually have the money and allow myself some shopping just for me!

  7. First off, I love kohls. lol. NEVER get their card, it’s way way way too dangerous. lol. Cute shoes. Glad to hear work is going ok. Hugs to you, and you deserve all the pampering!

  8. Mar

    Think I will go myself today. Lurve the shoes!

  9. Ha! I love the cashier’s comment to you. :0) Glad things are going well…

  10. Congratulations on the paychecks coming in! I am happy you are having some fun at the shops. Our idea around here is when we need a shopping fix, we go to GoodWil – so thanks on another level, too. I really enjoyed you blog.

  11. OOhhh I shouldn’t have let Will read your post LOL, he told me to go get a job now LOL!!!!!!!

    So happy for you that you are doing well my love 😉

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