Bear and Fishboy are on my laptop arguing over the color of a cell phone: red vs pink
Bear: Mom, look. What color is this?
Me: Red. Dark, crimson red. Probably why they called it Crimson.
Fishboy: See I told it wasn’t pink. You really are color blind.
Me: No, only men can be color blind.
Bear: Pfft you are so wrong Mom, what about Helen Keller?